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So I’ve jotted down little mini one-line reviews of some movies we’ve seen. In the future, I’ll just make those individual posts tagged “movie”. For now, here’s the ones I’ve done in the past:

• I (heart) huckabees - quite odd, not sure where they thought they were going with this.
• Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle - excellent, if absurd and stupid as this type of movie always is. A next gen Office Space + Dazed and Confused + Holy Grail/Quest movie.
• Dodgeball - quite funny, a farce, great cameos (Chuck Norris, Lance Armstrong, etc.), quote- and meme-able (ESPN 8, “The Ocho”), good time
• Garden State - great, fun, touching, quirky - gives Zach Braff a lot of credibility in Tinseltown

As viewed from the Bourne shell.

Hilarious! A snippet:

$ rm saddam
saddam: No such file or directory
$ find / -name saddam
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
$ wall NewsWorthy.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
We Got Him!
$ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
$ cd /opt/USA
$ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
$ ./install
Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details.
$ more install_log
Installed failed!
Prerequisite packages missing
Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
Packages Church and State must be installed separately
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.

Briefly, bash.org is a site dedicated to posting various humorus snippets from IRC, IM, and probably in-game chats. Some are pointless, some are horribly degrading, and some are absolutely hilarious. Some of my favorites from the past few days:

whiter

star wards

a hex

combining holidays

sky trebuchet